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Crankyhead Demotivational Poster


SNAKE OIL -


TAGS: crazy harold crankyhead
Rating: 4.91/5

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Master - May 25, 2011, 4:56 pm, #219133
Sense? Sense? I am in the business of making predictions, not that of making sense! Hmph! I am god’s special person!
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm, #219124
.... Yours*
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm, #219123
My god wears a hammer, you're was nailed to the cross. Any questions?
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 2:16 pm, #219115
Head of nail, meet hammer. 5bibLes
Peso - May 25, 2011, 7:46 am, #219091
Ditto. Same as Al Gore getting a D in Natural Science at Harvard. 5Ls
Greeny - May 25, 2011, 6:13 am, #219089
Finally!!!
forseti - May 25, 2011, 2:59 am, #219081
awe5ome!


HOPELESS -


TAGS: suicide failure crankyhead
Rating: 4.9/5

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dazzdust - November 21, 2010, 3:53 pm, #203327
lol his fat a** to big to be in their
agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:39 pm, #203013
MAsterfully played.
Claire - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm, #202921
The last line got me.


TIMELY ADVICE -


TAGS: wingman crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:57 pm, #215527
Superb Cranky. 5L
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 6:53 pm, #215526
With a little sweet & sour sauce please. 5


GHOSTS -


TAGS: puncity crankyhead
Rating: 4.45/5

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Zreiser - December 10, 2010, 5:04 pm, #206281
Favd!


THE CREATOR -


TAGS: every star a sun crankyhead
Rating: 4.85/5

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Sean - October 15, 2010, 4:13 pm, #198445
He MAKES the time. He's the Creator.
crankyhead - October 14, 2010, 7:38 pm, #198316
LOL! Ice
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 7:01 pm, #198305
Perhaps he singles you out because he hears you screaming his name all the time. ;)


DEFILADE -


TAGS: paratroops crankyhead
Rating: 4.75/5

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crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 1:20 am, #216840
feel free to PM me if you need an explanation =)
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 1:19 am, #216839
Input appreciated. However, it doesn't matter how much text you use, and just because it doesn't make sense to you, doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.
Rickinator - April 20, 2011, 1:11 am, #216836
i dont think these are supposed to be a paragraph long. and it would help if they made sense.
marlygirl - April 17, 2011, 3:38 pm, #216631
good stuff. 5L
SpitCan - April 17, 2011, 2:26 pm, #216627
Well done
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:20 pm, #216506
I hate you for making me laugh so hard at this.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 6:18 pm, #216505
He'd best keep an eye out for the attack poodles. 5
Airman - April 15, 2011, 5:47 pm, #216502
LOL..
CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 5:26 pm, #216498
Favourited... I enjoyed this short 5tory, well played


I SWEAR TO GOD -


TAGS: jingle cats crankyhead
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sean - January 1, 2011, 12:39 pm, #208853
Cat are my favoritest people. Cat people are not.
tryal - December 30, 2010, 4:06 pm, #208688
the lady in the cube next to me played an XM xmas radio station all december i almost threw her computer out the window cuz of that song!


THAT'S A MORAY -


TAGS: eel crankyhead
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - January 20, 2011, 6:04 pm, #210385
Beautiful Cranky.
50cal - January 20, 2011, 2:47 pm, #210374
I was thinking the same thing.
Jose Sanchez - January 20, 2011, 10:16 am, #210359
But those are sea snakes ??
Kspace - January 20, 2011, 8:58 am, #210352
Also, ingenious way to bypass the "No tunnel" clause...
Kspace - January 20, 2011, 8:55 am, #210351
f***ing hilarious!
hootizz - January 20, 2011, 6:32 am, #210346
d*** Funny...
5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:13 pm, #210330
OMG!!! Loved it.


CURIOSITY -


TAGS: satisfactorily i might add crankyhead
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 8:45 pm, #198021
awesome cranky! 5 blind mice (I know, lab rats)


SWEET QUOTES - If you can't take a joke... STAY OFF THE INTERNET. - Moooooooooooooooo -


TAGS: forum thread post quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.3/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 10:27 pm, #187154
I forgive you TTH.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 9:40 pm, #187152
This is obviously a tank. Yup, big ole tank. Take your own advice. PS. Tankity tank tank tank Tankarooo!


AMBITION -


TAGS: dog key crankyhead
Rating: 4.95/5

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Axis - April 4, 2012, 3:42 pm, #232719
lol good
spacedog - February 23, 2011, 10:54 pm, #213033
Greatness.
Sean - January 2, 2011, 8:19 pm, #208985
This is great, but I have a question: do I have to run? That sounds like a lot of work, what with a full bladder in all. And some of yous guys live kinda far from me. Just askin'. 5.
crankyhead - January 2, 2011, 5:41 pm, #208972
just kiddin around with you =)
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 5:36 pm, #208971
Thanks for the advice rerun...and cranky well you just gave the information I already had.
crankyhead - January 2, 2011, 5:19 pm, #208970
TheOne, there's no secret, all the ph**os I use are found on the internet. =)
rerun - January 2, 2011, 5:07 pm, #208969

send a PM of it to a regular for an opinion of what it falls under.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:58 pm, #208967
The word "impact" is giving me an...idea I feel a poster coming on but Im not sure if I it demotivational /r motivational guess I'll have to see.
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 4:54 pm, #208966
DPay no mind to me... I'm not a mod, and don't have an impact here.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:53 pm, #208965
Ah I see,so im goin to be here a "little" longer btw time im up to that rank to know the secret aye?
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 4:45 pm, #208961
Closely guarded secret... shared amongst those who can make the best of them. In the wrong hands, it's a sad sight.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:37 pm, #208957
Where do you guys find these pictures?


OLD PROS -


TAGS: old dogs and new tricks crankyhead
Rating: 4.64/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:42 pm, #196376
Tanks Feas, just feeling inspired. =)
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 9:25 pm, #196374
Nice one Cranky, you're on a roll tonight.


THE HANGOVER -


TAGS: february assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.62/5

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SteveOh - February 19, 2011, 4:20 am, #212714
LOLLOLOL! epic!!
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:42 pm, #212635
wine gives me the worst hangover, feels like my head is gonna split. Don't get drunk off homemade wine. I guess my university exercised liver makes me immune to pretty much everything else lol
- February 17, 2011, 11:39 pm, #212634
I remember getting DTs from Moosemilk but not a hangover. (WTFO)
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:34 pm, #212631
i only get hangovers if i drink wine. just lucky i guess
crankyhead - February 17, 2011, 3:23 pm, #212607
You don't get hangovers? You must share your secret.
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:16 pm, #212605
i dont think mines that bad ever oh wait i dont get hangovers


FREEDOM -


TAGS: mcliberty meal crankyhead
Rating: 4.84/5

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Tarapin - April 30, 2011, 8:45 pm, #217798
This isn't Burger King. You don't get it your way.
autumnspirit - January 14, 2011, 8:58 pm, #209935
Awesome! 5L's


IDIOCY -


TAGS: dead sky rat crankyhead
Rating: 4.57/5

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440wakeup - October 4, 2010, 8:22 pm, #196769
That was my BATTLECAPTAIN's philisopoly
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 3:11 pm, #196734

fav'd


TORNADOS -


TAGS: trailer park crankyhead
Rating: 4.72/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 8, 2011, 9:32 pm, #221170
Most excellent.
Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 7:29 pm, #221168
You mess with me and you mess with the.. Hey, where'5 my trailer park?


VENGEANCE -


TAGS: angry kitty crankyhead
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 11:51 am, #207342
since I cant get to pats place
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 11:50 am, #207341
rather talk on a great poster
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 6:14 pm, #205805
Perfect. Short, powerful caption... matches a powerful picture. 5L. Gold.


COMPETITION -


TAGS: self destruct crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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Bartimaeus - May 6, 2011, 9:53 pm, #218205
Then the race is on! 5/5
spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:26 pm, #218202
HA! 5Ls poster and comment.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:11 pm, #218197
LMAO!
crankyhead - May 6, 2011, 6:36 pm, #218189
KNOCK ON MY DOOR NEXT TIME!!! LOL
Airman - May 6, 2011, 5:39 pm, #218188
why did I just get a mental image of Dark Helmet playing with his action figures?


A DAY IN MAY -


TAGS: calendar assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.81/5

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Greeny - May 1, 2011, 6:20 pm, #217821
lol5!


AUKWARD -


TAGS: auk for sean crankyhead
Rating: 4.74/5

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Sean - April 16, 2011, 8:45 pm, #216582
Exactly the point of the poster. The great auk had to forget how to fly. And did.
IllicoPresto - April 16, 2011, 8:35 pm, #216579
Funny thing is that the Great Auk shown here was flightless. And now extinct.
Sean - April 4, 2011, 7:05 pm, #215759
Love it! Still proves my point though. As no poster this good coulda been easy to make. Now penguins ... those dudes practically wollow in self-parody.
crankyhead - April 4, 2011, 6:14 pm, #215756
131627 is the point of reference. =)
Airman - April 4, 2011, 6:00 pm, #215754
this was in response to a challenge by Sean to make a poster about an Auk.. so yes, it is clever
Hawamleh - April 4, 2011, 5:59 pm, #215753
Awkward is being trolled hard, by a person who wasn't even trying.
gufbal - April 4, 2011, 5:45 pm, #215751
AWKWARD: posting a clever poster, where the main title is spelled wrong...


FIGHTING FIRE -


TAGS: 22 catches and still noone out crankyhead
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2013, 10:18 am, #249859
Looks like a candle amidst molten rock. I like. Very poetic with the caption.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:35 pm, #210902
So...because Iraq and Iran don't have nuclear weapons, it's okay if we use them? ;D
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:18 pm, #196446
Unless fire happens to be a nymphomaniac. 5L
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 9:12 pm, #196370
fighting fire with firewater makes you a molotov ****tail. 5L
crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:05 pm, #196367
tanks buddy =)
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 9:00 pm, #196365

so true. awesome pic crank.


CONVENIENCE -


TAGS: art on the wall in the lobby at motihq crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:46 pm, #202813
Finally: someone to keep an eye on little Lizzie (Borden).
GreyScorpion - November 9, 2010, 7:48 pm, #202146
Aggy has that same item over his desk, looks like it too... 5L. always hear him mumblin' under his breath, "this ain't moderating, this is glorified babysitting"
spacedog - November 9, 2010, 7:24 pm, #202143
Fan-freaking-tastic!
Faceplant31 - November 9, 2010, 7:24 pm, #202142
Awesome! 5L


THAT'S A MOOR -


TAGS: sheep crankyhead
Rating: 4.82/5

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spacedog - January 20, 2011, 6:08 pm, #210386
If you wake in a fog, from too much hair o' the dog, that's a moor, eh!
TheTrashHeap - January 20, 2011, 1:59 pm, #210373
Should they eat grass and bleat, while standing in peat? That's a moor eh!
CaptainBaked - January 20, 2011, 11:01 am, #210361
This one flew over my head? Is it supposed to make sense? Be funny? Inspirational? Is it an inside joke? Motifake confuses me...


SINCERITY -


TAGS: prrrroooooot crankyhead
Rating: 4.8/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:41 pm, #199024
Great poster Cranky.
Ed-Hyde - October 19, 2010, 7:01 am, #198910
well cranky, if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, how much greater the compliment is outright theft?
Neener - October 18, 2010, 9:25 pm, #198891
I'm definitely a cranky fan. Another fav for me!
crankyhead - October 18, 2010, 9:24 pm, #198890
"steal from" list?
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 9:19 pm, #198888

geez man...nice one....again. i gotta put you on my "steal from" list.
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 8:53 pm, #198885
Nice...bubbles....pic Cranky 5/5


SYMBIOTIC -


TAGS: post crankyhead
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - August 18, 2011, 4:20 am, #223129
yeah... or he's voting 1L for a 5L poster


SOME FOOLS -


TAGS: stupid is as stupid does crankyhead
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:36 am, #245025
And, more often than not, find that another creature beat them to the punch. Great poster!


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: beached whale crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:17 pm, #201324
A Sign Of Dumb Luck Perhaps ?


POINT -


TAGS: fingers crankyhead
Rating: 4.8/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:47 pm, #216195
By far one of the best I have seen! 5L
pieman - April 4, 2011, 11:37 am, #215732
True but in corporate America it is the difference betwwwn climbing the ladder and getting fired. 5L
rerun - April 3, 2011, 10:23 pm, #215706

fantastic.
CaptainBaked - April 3, 2011, 7:59 am, #215678
Nice one cranky.. well played


OBSERVATION -


TAGS: keyboard necktie me***hor crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - December 9, 2010, 5:58 pm, #206134
salutes go to our comrad
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2010, 9:02 am, #206122
I think I can hear ***s, being pulled....oh, and Cranky,....bullseye, dead center. 5+L
foresti - December 9, 2010, 3:33 am, #206119
Noobs, please don't vote! So much of an insider. But a perfect one! 5!!
Claire - December 8, 2010, 11:09 pm, #206116
I think I can hear ***s playing...
5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 10:33 pm, #206113
From one of those of us who truly understand this... Thank You for this perfect fake. 5 Lost ones
jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 7:24 pm, #206100
~sings off key~ THis moti is fiiiiive El, this moti is fi-ive el...
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 3:07 pm, #206074
B!tchin, 5L


INTERNET TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: they re coming for your nuts crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:19 pm, #196447
Love storing nuts in their mouth.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 8:45 pm, #196364
I always wondered who they were.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 8:22 pm, #196361
Feeling a little Squirrelly? 5 acorns


THE OCEAN -




WANTED -


TAGS: santa s been naughty crankyhead
Rating: 4.82/5

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Feasibly - December 26, 2010, 12:47 pm, #208341
5tellar work as u$ual, Cranky!
rerun - December 26, 2010, 9:12 am, #208333

good morning everybody, seems I left some bread out & it got stale. I got rid of it, was starting to stink the place up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 26, 2010, 2:53 am, #208325
-Well,someone isn't having a great Christmas.
5150monkeylove - December 26, 2010, 2:40 am, #208321
with your vast amount of top quality posters, I guess your opinion is valid.


THE THINGS YOU SEE -


TAGS: i m a hippie at heart crankyhead
Rating: 4.3/5

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PsychoticKhaotic - July 22, 2011, 9:35 pm, #221765
Zealot gets a virtual cookie for using A Perfect Circle reference to one of the songs in my favorite album.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 5:43 pm, #196750
Nice one Crank. And ain't it the truth. 5
Zealot - October 4, 2010, 3:05 pm, #196732
whats so funny about peace love and understanding?
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 2:01 pm, #196726

nice twist on this crank....5sh**gun blast my friend!
forseti - October 4, 2010, 1:58 pm, #196724
Today is the 40th anniversary of Janis Joplin's death. btw...


BEARDS -


TAGS: show us yer ti crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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BoneCD - October 25, 2010, 5:44 pm, #199709
ROTFLMAO...what can I say! Excellent!


ZEN -


TAGS: garden crankyhead
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 4, 2013, 11:54 pm, #247377
Awe5ome poster... crankyhead... bo bed... banana, nana... fo fed.
Benlulz - October 15, 2010, 11:04 am, #198423
Lulz, my sister's name is Bo , and my name is Ben -> 5L
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:37 am, #198417
twisted, me likes, 5L
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 6:56 pm, #198303
Nice cranky, Bo Banky...
Reality Lord - October 14, 2010, 6:40 pm, #198296

i just busted a gut on this. OMG hugely funny!


SHELTER -


TAGS: stand in the rain crankyhead
Rating: 4.77/5

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Neener - October 25, 2010, 9:53 pm, #199731
Deep! 5 shrooms


SOY NUT BUTTER -


TAGS: unamused dog crankyhead
Rating: 4.68/5

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Zreiser - December 8, 2010, 4:02 pm, #206080
The first one I actually laughed at today! Classic.
Faceplant31 - December 6, 2010, 12:14 pm, #205730
5 and fav'd
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 9:17 pm, #205642
Classic. 5 spoon fulls.


OSTRACIZED -


TAGS: lonely grave crankyhead
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:01 pm, #205843
Ahhhhh... the 19th hole.


COME ON BABY -


TAGS: ape fights effort crankyhead
Rating: 4.33/5

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agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:43 pm, #214279
I'd have expected the electric slide.


TIDE -


TAGS: sorry japan crankyhead
Rating: 4.25/5

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Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:29 am, #214740
LOL
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:36 pm, #214712
LOL! Now we know who washes all the delicates in space's house!
spacedog - March 19, 2011, 10:35 pm, #214711
Bold. (with color safe bleach) 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 10:02 pm, #214693
yep, you do.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:00 pm, #214690
Crap.... moooo said it already. I suck.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:00 pm, #214689
WEll played, cranky!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 12:55 am, #214622
Well played. 5.


DESPAIR -




YOUR CHILDREN -




RELIGION -




TED NUGENT -


TAGS: cat scratch fever crankyhead
Rating: 4.33/5

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Untamedfifty - October 13, 2010, 6:52 am, #198096
it a huntin joke aggy you ever wear a deerskin jacket? it's like a full body orgasm
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 8:45 pm, #198020
Glad you know that?
crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 8:43 pm, #198019
he didn't poop himself either. =)
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 8:38 pm, #198018
psssssst... that's not Ted Nugent.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 8:38 pm, #198017
LOL!!!!
crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 8:30 pm, #198016
Lord knows there's enough room in there... =)
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 8:25 pm, #198013
POster compliments go to your head, cranky?


THE MODERN WOMAN - Multitasking seemed to be the only way Norma could balance career and family. When the end came, she never knew what hit her.


TAGS: bad drivers crankyhead
Rating: 4.21/5

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jameswnash - August 14, 2010, 11:46 pm, #189533
Reminds me of the mayhem commercials for AllState


MIXED METAPHORS - Never beat a dead horse in the mouth.




DESK JOB -


TAGS: banksy the clash crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 3:50 pm, #198831
I love his art.


CERTAINTY -


TAGS: heads tails crankyhead
Rating: 4.81/5

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Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 1:43 pm, #203260
I'm Pretty happy I Picked Up On this Philosophy this Young. for me it's enjoy the f*** out of thirty years. 5ls
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 1:31 pm, #203254
Cotton candy likes it.
rerun - November 21, 2010, 12:58 pm, #203233

this hits true to home....I no longer take cholesterol medicine. I know everybody wanted to know that....right?
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 12:20 pm, #203219

awesome....as usual cranky...you prick lol.


ART -




BLISS -


TAGS: happiness requires intelligent choices crankyhead
Rating: 4.74/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 8:28 pm, #197888
we live in eden


THAT'S A MOIRE -


TAGS: pattern crankyhead
Rating: 4.7/5

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pzykosiz - January 20, 2011, 5:07 am, #210345
bit of theme today crank's?


COMPLACENCY -




LOYALTY -




OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: free lunch crankyhead
Rating: 3.75/5

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440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:13 pm, #205573
AWESOME, AWESOME!!


WOMEN -




UNWANTED ADVICE -


TAGS: don t wanna hear it crankyhead
Rating: 4.96/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 5:01 am, #197801

solid crank
Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:56 pm, #197689
Gold


OBJECTIVES -


TAGS: redy set crankyhead
Rating: 4.95/5

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thwolf - October 12, 2010, 12:46 am, #197928
LOL, the look on the little girls ace is priceless! "Hey, why does the dog get cookies!?"
Neener - October 10, 2010, 6:55 pm, #197724
Brilliant! 5L


MYOPIC -


TAGS: calamity jane crankyhead
Rating: 4.94/5

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crankyhead - December 12, 2010, 5:05 pm, #206524
you're making reference to 1147? LMAO
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 4:59 pm, #206521

oh...btw...hugely 5L....HUGELY!!!!!!!!!
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 4:59 pm, #206520

you and me....we have this psychic thing going don't we. ok....just not eye contact cranky....deal?


CHECK -


TAGS: e2 e4 crankyhead
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 9:18 pm, #198887

5 and fav'd. awesome crankman!!


ALL THE THERAPY IN THE WORLD - Isn't going to help Kevin forget the day he found out how his single mother could afford to pay for his Ivy League tuition.


TAGS: moviestar mommy crankyhead
Rating: 4.89/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:56 am, #190359
nice. 5l's
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 11:10 pm, #190347
Excellent cranky! 5L
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 10:40 pm, #190342
Very well played.


HOCKEY -


TAGS: hockey mask crankyhead
Rating: 4.58/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2014, 4:48 pm, #253201
I just realized that none of the Americans started an Olympic hockey bet this year........Can they still be nursing their wounds from 4 years ago? Go Canada!
TheTrashHeap - September 3, 2010, 9:12 am, #192093
Amazing the things people believe, eh Mooooo! Canadians are very definitely allowed to own handguns.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2010, 8:34 am, #192088
Canadians can own handguns....we just don't take them to church or school as often as Americans.
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 10:32 pm, #192041

any questions! 5L ...eh
spacedog - September 2, 2010, 10:13 pm, #192036
The Canadian is the guy without the gun... hockey mask...
cam77079 - September 2, 2010, 10:04 pm, #192033
Wait a minute, Canadians aren't allowed to own handguns.


THE DEEP END OF THE POOL - It's where you'll learn to sink or swim.


TAGS: deep end of the pool crankyhead
Rating: 4.56/5

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5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 3:21 am, #203206
loved it.... 5l
crankyhead - August 5, 2010, 4:47 pm, #187782
thx face =)
Faceplant31 - August 5, 2010, 11:15 am, #187772
5L


BETTER LIVING -




REGRETS -




INSANITY -


TAGS: feb challenge crankyhead
Rating: 4.31/5

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spacedog - February 18, 2011, 6:02 pm, #212673
HA! This is easy. I don't have to take responsibility for anything anymore. Thanks Cranky, and 5L.
Iconoclast - February 18, 2011, 5:07 pm, #212668
Then there sure must be lots of people with insanity, because it often seems that everyone wants to blame others for whatever happens.


CRANKY -




MASHUP -


TAGS: isuckatpaint humor crankyhead
Rating: 3.43/5

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Feasibly - May 15, 2011, 10:20 am, #218591
That5omefancyph**o5hoptherecranky!


DEEP THOUGHTS -




HOT AIR -




BLUE MATTRESS -


TAGS: sad garbage crankyhead
Rating: 4.94/5

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spacedog - November 12, 2010, 7:52 pm, #202541
Nice one. The essential mattress of history is not what happened but what people posted on Youtube.


LITTLE LIGHTS -


TAGS: turn yours on crankyhead
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 6:57 pm, #197879

love all of your stuff today crank, but this...this is fav'd!


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: bird series crankyhead
Rating: 4.79/5

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crankyhead - November 30, 2010, 5:14 pm, #204844
i like these... I'm gonna make more. =) Cheers guys
culos - November 30, 2010, 5:10 pm, #204842
As long as they're not motivational it's fine....
Sean - November 30, 2010, 5:08 pm, #204841
P.s., Culos, keep 'em coming. They're very edumacationall.
Sean - November 30, 2010, 5:05 pm, #204840
Hey, Culos, I've always said you needed all the therapy you can get. Take it easy.
culos - November 30, 2010, 5:05 pm, #204839
*Cranky
culos - November 30, 2010, 5:04 pm, #204838
Crabjy, 5 from me. good use of words!
culos - November 30, 2010, 5:03 pm, #204837
Sean you may have noticed I've been abusing your poster to create a theme series. Sorry but you kind of struck a nerve and this is good therapy!
Sean - November 30, 2010, 4:59 pm, #204835
*pic
Sean - November 30, 2010, 4:59 pm, #204834
No need. This is a legitimate variation on a theme, and based on a funny good quality pc.
crankyhead - November 30, 2010, 4:33 pm, #204832
cheers sean, i tried to fit the other poster id's in the tags but it wouldn't let me for some reason.
Sean - November 30, 2010, 4:31 pm, #204831
Unlike my comment, which makes me look slightly retarded.
Sean - November 30, 2010, 4:30 pm, #204830
This is very funny.


PERFECTION -




WRATH - Inevitable when you go about denying yourself the other 6.


TAGS: the 7 human impulses september assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.74/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:44 pm, #195237
RL enjoys a good flogging huh? I am sure Cubby can find you a latex clad Domme for you hehe...
Reality Lord - September 22, 2010, 7:49 am, #194981

i had a nun when i was in elementary school. not sure but i think its where my spanking fetish began. 5L crank!!


JOHNNY WALKER WISDOM -




DO YOU LIKE DOGS? -




NUMBSKULL -




PATIENCE -


TAGS: stayyyy stayyyy crankyhead
Rating: 4.62/5

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flint - October 10, 2010, 6:51 pm, #197720
This is very good, I like it, 5l


THAT'S A MOREY -


TAGS: amsterdam crankyhead
Rating: 4.56/5

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Rudedog - February 20, 2013, 11:57 pm, #243666
That was impressive. Now I have to replay that song in my head for the next 24 hours.
Reality Lord - January 19, 2011, 8:25 pm, #210299

thats fantastic.


TURTLES -


TAGS: move slow think quick crankyhead
Rating: 4.46/5

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jameswnash - October 2, 2010, 10:51 pm, #196559
hehe


AT A LOSS -




ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: in the doghouse crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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GreyScorpion - October 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #199350
Listen to me dog before you start to whine, That side's yours and this side's mine... Move it on over. Rock it on over, Move it on over, a big, old dog is movin' in...5L....woof!
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 7:40 pm, #199324
the first step is to take the body out of the freezer. 5 frozen body parts
Neener - October 21, 2010, 7:06 pm, #199322
5 lonely peanut b***er jars


EXCEPTIONS -


TAGS: prove the rule crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:21 pm, #201325
Cranky is shootin' motiroids!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:15 pm, #201323
A Long Way, You Have Come. My Friend. 5Ls
GreyScorpion - November 5, 2010, 8:13 pm, #201322
this one is hit out of the park. nicely done cranky. 5L
spacedog - November 5, 2010, 7:32 pm, #201305
Nice one Cranky.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2010, 5:28 pm, #201281
Well played. 5L


LITTLE LEAGUE -




MOTIPHOR -


TAGS: meta physical crankyhead
Rating: 4.94/5

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agdaniele - January 13, 2011, 3:55 pm, #209818
Niiiiice


WHEN YOU GO -


TAGS: jon byrd crankyhead
Rating: 4.93/5

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cousinit - August 30, 2011, 3:55 am, #223695
Really great job! 5L from me.
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:46 pm, #196745
I agree with RL, excellent stuff cranky.
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 2:03 pm, #196727

geez crank...nice stuff today dude. 5L...again.


GUN MOLL -




FOCUSING ON YESTERDAY -


TAGS: closer than it appears crankyhead
Rating: 4.81/5

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CANADA - October 4, 2010, 4:14 pm, #196737
Easy 5L!
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 1:52 pm, #196723

solid dude...5


YOUR WEE BOAT -




THE ARROGANCE OF YOUTH - Pretend like you're immortal, in the end, time pulls all of us into the deep.


TAGS: flip nature the bird crankyhead
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 17, 2010, 12:17 pm, #189752
5L cranky
Reality Lord - August 17, 2010, 12:11 am, #189730

thats frickin awrsome. 5Ls andi'll post this where my kids see it.


CARRYING A TORCH -


TAGS: burn baby burn crankyhead
Rating: 4.75/5

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falloutghoul - August 21, 2011, 4:55 pm, #223330
I'd say. This is h**! (nyuk nyuk nyuk)
5150monkeylove - October 6, 2010, 11:41 am, #196954
You, sir, are on a roll!
Neener - October 6, 2010, 8:27 am, #196935
bikini and fire. Doesn't get much better!


TEMPEST -


TAGS: lighthouse storm crankyhead
Rating: 4.75/5

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Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 7:39 am, #196929

just wow cranky...oh...i already said that...d'oh


HEAT WAVE -




THAT'S A MAORI -




PASSING AWAY -


TAGS: inhale exhale crankyhead
Rating: 4.72/5

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ShallowGrave - March 4, 2011, 9:53 pm, #213593
I laugh 'til I cry when I see this. Thanks!!


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: delusional little snot nose crankyhead
Rating: 4.69/5

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pzykosiz - October 11, 2010, 5:59 pm, #197874
i got the sudden urge to punch that kid now


IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING -


TAGS: yum yum crankyhead
Rating: 4.68/5

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crankyhead - September 21, 2013, 12:28 pm, #249884
Cheers cynic. =)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2013, 10:31 am, #249862
When I was a child, I took care of a b***erfly until it got better. I let it loose after a few , and done ScrubJay snatched it in midair. Such as life. Glad there was a poster that captured that scenario perfectly. 5L


ENTHUSIASM -


TAGS: every bull has horns crankyhead
Rating: 4.68/5

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agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 3:31 pm, #197680
Love it.


GOOD IDEAS - Require time and nurture to become great.


TAGS: ideas crankyhead
Rating: 4.68/5

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agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 3:21 am, #187302
Oh, the humanity!
crankyhead - August 1, 2010, 3:16 am, #187300
On the bright side, she does poop oxygen.
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 2:29 am, #187290
She's s****** me up like I'm made of CO2
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 2:28 am, #187289
Like I don't feel the vibes this thing's putting out!?!?
Sean - August 1, 2010, 2:19 am, #187288
Feminist!
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 2:14 am, #187287
Why? Because it's a female plant? Glass ceiling?
Sean - July 31, 2010, 9:23 pm, #187272
That plant is doomed.
rerun - July 31, 2010, 4:24 pm, #187262

young
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2010, 3:51 pm, #187261
Sigh
crankyhead - July 31, 2010, 1:57 pm, #187258
I didn't want to have two verbs in the same sentence.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2010, 10:14 am, #187247
Nurturing.
Reality Lord - July 31, 2010, 10:07 am, #187244

n1 crank....5lightbulbs
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 1:58 am, #187212
5L cranky! Very nice.
crankyhead - July 31, 2010, 1:55 am, #187210
thx Aggy =)
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 1:54 am, #187207
Beautiful.


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